OUR CHORES
We’re not the usual blah, blah, blah...
We ask the hard questions. Not because we’re mean, because we want your project to be exactly what you want and exactly what you need. We do the legwork. We’ll scope the necessary vendors and make sure you’re getting the best bang for your buck. We’ll give it to you straight. No terminology you don’t understand, no pressure to make quick decisions. You’re in charge, we’ll just make it easy.
These are some of the basic services we provide. Don’t see what you need? Ask. We probably do that, too.
Kickin’ a$$ and takin’ names! (Project Management) – Going from the “what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks do we need?” phase, through the “this sh!t costs what?” phase, to the “victory is ours” phase. Half science, half art and all a pain-in-the-you-know-what you can pass off to Lawson & Co.
Make a Statement (Event Branding) – The Great Purple One could be identified by a symbol and you can too. And should. Event branding establishes presence, either for your own event or when you’re being splashy at someone else’s. Max out your ‘tude and your ROI by branding your event.
We Speak Drucken! (Print Management) – Things no one likes: empty wine glasses, spotty wifi and…trying to speak printing lingo. If you’ve stammered nonsensical words when asked about paperweight or become flummoxed as to if you want PMS or 4-color printing, we’ve got good news. We’re fluent in Drucken, so you don’t have to be. We also have great wifi and plenty of wine, just in case. (BTW: Drucken is the German word for print.)
Nice printing, now what do we do with it? (Fulfillment and Distribution) – Mailed to a list? Segmented in bundles and delivered? Or just need it to arrive to you ready to go…we’ve got you, boo.
Going Postal (Direct Mail) - The stuff that keeps the USPS in business…that isn’t Amazon. Direct mail still has a spot in your overall strategy and we’ll help you do it right.
More than just a “Dear John” letter (Variable Data) – Can we get personal a moment? Variable data is a big fancy printing word for customizing mass printed pieces. For the times when you DO want your mail to go to every “Tom, Dick and Harry”, we can make that happen.
You, updated. (Logo Refresh) – Like having your roots touched up, a logo refresh helps you put your best foot forward in your marketplace. If you’ve already got something you like (or have invested in) and it just needs some new spice, a logo refresh will have you come correct without the hassle of a complete re-design. But…if you need a complete overhaul, we can help you there too.
Flip the script (Concept/Graphic Design) – It may sound backwards, but we like to start at the end. Why? Laws of printing are as real as laws of physics. Save yourself the headache, bring us in at the beginning, we’ll start at the end and make sure your dreams come true in the most cost effective and realistic way possible.
